Larry Radford
My wife is from Kazahkstan.
Yesterday at 9:43pm ·
Ryan Hadlock
Joanne got all sensitive over the little chunker? Well isn't she just a little sweetheart.
Larry, how often does she have to shave her chin?
Larry, how often does she have to shave her chin?
23 hours ago ·
Larry Radford
Never. She wears a burqa.
23 hours ago ·
Ryan Hadlock
well, that's just hot...
23 hours ago ·
Larry Radford
Nuthin' hotter. Especially when it's 126 degrees outside.
23 hours ago ·
Ryan Hadlock
hahahaha exactly what I was thinking. This is the greatest FB thread of all time, btw, congrats to Jo.
23 hours ago ·
JoAnne Piper Finnegan
What is being said? I dont even get it!!!
23 hours ago ·
Larry Radford
Ryan has single handedly offended the entire Muslim nation by offending Kazahkstan. He'll be dead by Friday.
23 hours ago ·
JoAnne Piper Finnegan
Bye Ryan......................
23 hours ago ·
Ryan Hadlock
There's already a Fatwa out on my life. Some lucky Muslim will be earning his 70 virgins very soon...
23 hours ago ·
JoAnne Piper Finnegan
They are virgins for a reason!!!!!!!!!!!!
23 hours ago ·
Ryan Hadlock
Right, the striking resemblance to goats and thus the Burqas.
23 hours ago ·
Larry Radford
And that Fatwa thing-don't do it with the windows rolled up.
23 hours ago ·
Larry Radford
I think it's Farsi for "covered wagon".
23 hours ago ·
Ryan Hadlock
Or, Dutch Oven as it's known in Utah.
23 hours ago ·
JoAnne Piper Finnegan
thank goodness this is not scratch and sniff! sick!
23 hours ago ·
Hauley Farish
so if i'm following this correctly, someone wearing a burka (whatever) is going to fart on ryan and get 70 virgins for doing it, put him in a covered wagon, serve him a goat that has been cooked in a dutch oven by larry's wife who has to shave her beard and give her clothes to the goat while the goat dances?
22 hours ago · ·
Hauley Farish
i'm exhausted...
22 hours ago · ·
Ryan Hadlock
BAM!
22 hours ago ·
Hauley Farish
may i suggest throwing spam on the muslems? that will thwart all the plans and save ryan's life.
22 hours ago · ·
JoAnne Piper Finnegan
I think Larry, Hauley, and Ryan need to get together and solve all our global problems...........Hauley, please tell me where you came from?!?!?! Im laughing uncontrollably!
12 hours ago ·
Larry Radford
You picked it right up Hauley. Good work. We didn't even need to play the record backwards.
7 hours ago ·
Ryan Hadlock
goats should only been seen in Burqas. It is shameful to see the face of a goat.
7 hours ago ·
JoAnne Piper Finnegan
Jen, Im really sorry you have been dragged into all this!
5 hours ago ·
Hauley Farish
don't worry jen, i'll wax you. and let me just say, i would love to be around a campfire with "you people." can you just imagine the conversation?!
3 hours ago · ·
Larry Radford
Don't push it Ryan. The only thing that can save you now is a personal visit to Kazahkstan wearing a British school boy outfit. Fatwa me once, shame on you. Fatwa me twice, shame on me.
about an hour ago ·
Hauley Farish
larry and ryan... you are now my new best friends. kazahkstan here we come! jen, grab your berqa, we need an in!
a few seconds ago · ·
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